Wack Rapper of the Week: Lil’ B

Soooo, there was a post about Lil B or Lil Based God or @LILBTHEBASEDGOD (Twitter) on the XXL Magazine’s site about a month ago.
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Basically, the article said- “Lil B is good for hip-hop” in a few words or so.

Well, I strongly disagree!

The rapper from the Pack sells his image- to pretty boys all across the globe. He refers to himself as “having hoes on his dick because I look like Jesus” on his “magnum opus” or greatest piece of work titled “Like A Martian” according to the article. I don’t really think people get turned on my the site of the savior, nor did he attract that many followers while he walked the earth.

He also says, “I’m wet.”- which sorry to say is a term that males should not use to describe themselves unless being caught in a torrential downpour of rain. The so-called magnum opus is below.

He should think about a career elsewhere, other than rap. He has written a book- “Takin’ Over” available online from an independent publisher. And he knows how to set-up webpages.

Regardless of his wack rapness, Lil B does have originality. For example, the B in his name. According to the rapper from the Pack (got my vans on and they look like sneakers) the B also stands for the boy & bitch he calls himself as he says, “I’m a pretty bitch” as an incantation over and over on some of his songs.

Another blow to his career is a video showing him being suckered punch during a talk with his friends. As people, we are supposed to feel sorry for him- ya know, empathize with him; however, he didn’t defend himself on his assault.

But, turning the other cheek does clear up the references he makes to Jesus Christ.

What makes Lil B the wack rapper of the week is his Internet-Gangster approach to Joe Budden. Lyrically, a lot of cats in the rap game aren’t on Joe Budden’s level. Especially because Budden ghostwrites for a few rappers today. Here are some of his rants on Twitter below:

“ur the true legend and for me coming out at u for no reason was a ho move reguardless if it was for the rap and fun @mousebudden”

“ayy foreal man I had a long talk reflecting on my actions and how I move and if I said anything to @mousebudden to piss him off my fault”

“RIP BUDDEN Aug 1st 1962 – June 17th 2010 The Cause Of Death “LYRICAL MAN SLAUGHTER FROM LIL B” THE CASE IS UNSOLVED”

“IN REAL LIFE. #GREY FOR LIFE… BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE I BODIED JOE BUDDEN LOL LYRICAL ASS FUCKED HIM. IM THE POPE (NO HOMO)”

I remember 2007 seeing the Pack perform with Gym Class Heroes and Tyga at Towson University. Funny thing is- I remember them chilling in the crowd and hollerin’ at the ladies. I didn’t see them succeed that night, but I’m sure 3 years of riding the Vans wave has helped them wavy out a bit.

You can call me a hater all you want. Even with all the bitches and hoes and I’m pretty and I’m wet and I’m a pretty bitch statements I can handle, I support hip-hop, so I’ll support Lil B. Keep doing ya thing. You are officially, the wack rapper of the week!

Thanks to A- West for introducing me to #Based.

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